WHAT IS MARRIAGE??? -E mail courtsey Fateh ali Chatur

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1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.


5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t know son, I’m still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient
China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in
Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but they still  stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the “Y” becomes silent.

21. I married Miss right; I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

22. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men, it only seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
lights on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN’T YOU WEARING YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

28. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper – WIFE WANTED. The next day he received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing – YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing – either the car is new or the wife is

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7 Responses to WHAT IS MARRIAGE??? -E mail courtsey Fateh ali Chatur

  1. Ramzan Virani says:

    I remember having chuckled a lot , many months ago when I first read this very entertaining compilation, but did not get a chance to register my comments. I thank Shri Fatehalibhai profusely on behalf of all of us for posting this on our web-site for many a repeated amusing readings of this.

  2. Susan Rubin says:

    Is the Ramza Virani who posted a comment on marriage on July 29 the same one who studied on Oklahoma? Signed “A Former Host Family”

  3. Heena Pujara says:

    For fun it’s ok but in real life i don’t think marriage is such horrible relationship

  4. pravinash1 says:

    what is MARRIAGE?

    M Made
    A Arrangements
    R Rightly
    R Rightpersons
    I Independently
    A and
    G Generously
    E Eachother

  5. Ramzan Virani says:

    Yes indeed, Mrs. Rubin, how exciting and what a pleasant surprise! Thanks for the comment you posted on 11th November. I had searched for you’ll some years back, but more after you write an e-mail on ramzanv@gmail.com

  6. Ansari Zulekha says:

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  7. Incredibly great read! Honest.

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