ABCD – Hemant Gajarawala

 We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi…But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In
Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful !! Here is a list of actual places in TexasNeed to be cheered up?

       Happy, Texas 79042
       Pep , Texas 79353
       Smiley , Texas 78159
       Paradise , Texas 76073
       Rainbow , Texas 76077
       Sweet Home , Texas 77987
       Comfort , Texas 78013
       Friendship, Texas 76530

Love the Sun?

       Sun City , Texas 78628
       Sunrise , Texas 76661
       Sunset, Texas 76270
       Sundown, Texas 79372
       Sunray , Texas 79086
       Sunny Side ,
Texas 77423Want something to eat?

       Bacon , Texas 76301
       Noodle , Texas 79536
       Oatmeal , Texas 78605
       Turkey , Texas 79261
       Trout , Texas 75789
        Sugarland , Texas 77479
       Salty, Texas 76567
       Rice , Texas 75155
       And top it off with:
       Sweetwater , Texas 79556

Why travel to other cities? Texas has them all!       Detroit , Texas 75436
       Colorado City , Texas 79512
       Denver City , Texas 79323
       Nevada , Texas 75173
       Memphis , Texas 79245
       Miami , Texas 79059
       Boston , Texas 75570
       Santa Fe , Texas 77517
       Tennessee Colony , Texas 75861
       Reno , Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country?
Don’t bother buying a plane ticket!

       Athens , Texas      75751
       Canadian , Texas 79014
       China , Texas 77613
       Egypt , Texas 77436
       Turkey , Texas 79261
       London , Texas 76854
       New London , Texas 75682
       Paris , Texas 75460

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

       Whitehouse ,   Texas 75791We even have a city named after our planet!

       Earth , Texas 79031And a city named after our State!
      
Texas City , Texas 77590Exhausted?

       Energy , Texas 76452Cold?

       Blanket , Texas
       Winters,
TexasLike to read about History?

       Santa Anna ,   Texas
      
Goliad , Texas
      
Alamo , Texas
      
Gun Barrel City , TexasNeed Office Supplies?

       Staples , Texas 78670Men are from Mars, woman are from

       Venus , Texas 76084You guessed it.. it’s on the state line..

       Texline , Texas 79087For the kids..

       Kermit , Texas 79745
       Elmo , Texas 75118
       Nemo , Texas 76070
       Tarzan , Texas 79783
       Winnie , Texas 77665
       Sylvester , Texas 79560Other city names in

Texas , to make you smile…..        Frognot , Texas 75424
       Bigfoot , Texas 78005
       Hogeye , Texas 75423
       Cactus , Texas 79013
       Notrees , Texas 79759
       Best, Texas 76932
       Veribest , Texas 76886
       Kickapoo , Texas 75763
       Dime Box, Texas
       Telephone , Texas 75488
       Telegraph , Texas 76883
       Whiteface , Texas 79379
       Twitty, Texas 79079
      
Valentine, Texas 79854        Muleshoe , Texas
       Cut n shoot, Texas
       Hoop And Holler, Texas
       Ding Dong, Texas
        Farewell , Texas
 
And last but not least.
The
Anti-Al Gore City      Kilgore , Texas 75662 

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3 Responses to ABCD – Hemant Gajarawala

  1. EH says:

    I always knew you have such talent for resourcefulness! Take care….

  2. Dr. Chandravadan Mistry says:

    NICE….VERY NICE….KEEP IT UP

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